[Hello, fellow residents. Have a Doctor, pacing in front of the bar. The CAT is in his hands, video turned on.]Oi, you lot! Listen up. If your CAT says it's August, it's wrong -- June was eleven months ago. Now, either someone's been tampering with these things on purpose, or there was a bug in the programming. I'm about to find out. Might ( Read more... )

[The Doctor's CAT is attached to the lapel of his leather jacket, and broadcasting the following to every resident in Luministi. His words, however, are directed at the army of Chinese soldiers he seems to have angered.]

Very clever, you lot. Completely original. Animating inanimate objects, never heard of that one before.

[there's a pause, ( Read more... )